Dear Asshole phone customers…
Please don’t call today. I’m getting really tired of your bullshit and I’m having trouble coping.
If you do need to call, please remember that you are talking to another human being. I deserve to be treated with respect and as a human. I didn’t break your phone, I don’t make the company policies. You need to learn to read your warranty.
I just hope that no one asks what my holiday plans are because I don’t have any, and it’s entirely possible that I would start to cry on the phone because I miss him.
Always,
Auryn
